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So the mafia is in bed with the government - what else is new?

Government is organised crime after all.

We still have to figure out how to avoid becoming pincushions, made the ungrateful recipients of an exotic array of undesirable injuries and diseases, and turned prematurely into fertilizer.

We can tie a knot in our trunk so we cannot smell the red herrings, and weigh in to help the squirrel beat the pulp out of the gorilla and his army of mafia thugs!

We may not be the most accomplished, orthodox game players, but chances are we can do an excellent job of clearing the enemy off the playing field, if we put our mind to it!

Game over!

Let's celebrate!

Gotta get this darned knot outa my trunk first!

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